C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET ^*

01 Looking for someone? Check here first.

02 PURIM Don't worry, I won't make any Megillah Gorilla jokes. (Hey, that was preterition!)

03 ALLY MCBEAL + THE PRACTICE = ? David Kelly plots the first coordinated multi-network crossover in television history. I'm waiting for the McDonald's Happy Meal with your choice of a dancing baby, talking Fish ("Bygones!"), snapping Ally ("Hey! Private!"), or bell-ringing Biscuit toy.

04 SPAM It troubles Loren Cheng. But now he knows the facts... and he knows how to secure sendmail (but he'll probably let someone else take care of it).

05 EXCITE PAL Gee, this looks awfully familiar...

06 PATHFINDER Farewell, we hardly knew ye.

07 HOOTIEGOLF American Online, Hootie and the Blowfish, and golf. It's hell on earth.

08 KATHLEEN WILLEY As Billy Bob Thornton says: "I wouldn't care if the president was involved in bestiality, if he runs the country right."

09 PLAYBORG This inexplicably popular web page needs no introduction...

10 MALE CONTRACEPTION "It's cool, baby. I'm on the pill!"

11 AUCKLAND Battle on, Xena!

12 COMPUTER VIRUS MYTHS AND HOAXES Please, kids, check before you Email all your friends!

13 DR. SPOCK Don't worry, I won't make any Star Trek jokes.

14 LITTLE PLASTIC CASTLE Ani is a fish?