C.K.L.'S HOTSHEET ^*

01 "C" IS FOR "COOKIE" And that's good enough for me!

02 EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE Bill Clinton tells everyone to just back off... I can't say I'm too surprised. And no, I don't plan to see that movie that everyone's blubbering about.

03 MICROSOFT Bill Gates patents ones and zeros! (Just kidding... for now.)

04 ARKANSAS SHOOTING A red ball if I ever saw one, and I'm not inclined to be lenient in this case. Try them as adults.

05 ALERTBOX If you do anything on the Web, you need to read this!

06 THE LAW STUDENT FORMERLY KNOWN AS EUSHUK Still making trouble on his website.

07 90# Just in case you haven't gotten the straight dope yet, here's the official word from AT&T.

08 SLAMMING Is your long-distance provider still the one you signed up with? Better make sure...

09 TEN LAWS THE NET NEEDS Just imagine... one day you might be able to visit http://sex.sex.sex/!

10 CYBERSMITH Probably just the sort of thing you'd expect to find in downtown Palo Alto.

11 PALM III I'm sooooo tempted to upgrade! But where's the color screen and voice recognition that we wanted?

12 GAMES WOMEN WILL PLAY Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about computer games.

13 GIL BRUVEL Sure, the man can draw, but what does he know about the coming apocalypse?

14 UFO CULT "They are not loud. They keep up their places nice. We could use more neighbors like them," said Bonnie Nichols. Be careful what you wish for, lady.