This, however, is not cool.

Are you strapped for cash? Do you hate shopping? Do you wish the whole wedding gift issue would just vanish? Well, have we got an offer for you!

Forget gifts, and just come to our wedding. We'll be happy to see you. We invited you because we like you, and we don't get to see enough of you. The opportunity to spend some time with you is the best gift we could ever get.

If that's not enough of a gift, then we won't stop you from giving us something else. Heck, we'll even provide a few suggestions... We know a lot of you aren't going to believe us anyway.

But really, this is important:

No gift? No guilt! Come to the wedding. We want to see you.

And now for those suggestions. In no particular order, these are some things we would love to receive:

But remember, you coming to our wedding will be the best gift of all!