512 Words or Fewer:
"Don't Be a Dick" Puzzle
By Curtis C. Chen
(June 29, 2012)
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Jeff & Donna
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See also: Team Snout
"There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle, it's just a matter of finding it."
-- Jean-Luc Picard
My brain is currently stuck in WarTron GC mode, so I turned this week's flash fiction into a puzzle based in the made-up world of GotoVision.
As with "This is Not a Clue" and "At Close Range", the story should not be considered "canon" source material (read: THIS IS NOT A PRE-CLUE), but it will help you get into the spirit of The Game, whether or not you're playing.
(Hint: we're always looking for GC volunteers and helpers!)
Artisanal HTML coded by hand. Get off my lawn!
Curtis is not an aardvark.