I am not an aardvark.

First, some shameless self-promotion:

I've written a few stories. You can read some of them online.

You may be wondering just who the hell I am.

That's a long story. One day you'll be able to read my complete autobiography, Don't Publish This Until After I'm Dead. For now, you'll have to settle for this very rough timeline.

For all you reductionists,

Here's my horribly outdated Geek Code (dude, it mentions Babylon 5 and OS/2):

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Version: 3.12
GAT d++(--) s+:- a- C++++ ULS++>++++$ P++>++++$ L++ E+>+++ W+++$ N+(++) o+ K w(+)$ O M- V- PS+ PE Y+ PGP+ t++++ 5+(-) X+ R tv+ b+>+++ DI+++>++++ D++ G+ e++ h r++ y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------


According to the Kiersey Temperament Sorter (based on the Myers-Briggs Personality Test), I'm an INTJ.

Countries I've visited:

visited 7 countries (3.11%)

U.S. states I've visited: