"Picardo"
Chief Medical Officer's log, supplemental:
Well, that experiment was a bust.
I thought I could get around all the malfunctions in Sickbay by activating our Emergency Medical Hologram,
but the temporal-spatial anomalies also seem to have scrambled the EMH program!
I don't know why the EMH is appearing in these other identities—they all seem to be from different holodeck programs?—but maybe I can pull some meaning out of what each one of these characters is saying...