I am not an aardvark.

First, some shameless self-promotion:

I've written a few stories. You can read some of them online.

You may be wondering just who the hell I am.

That's a long story. One day you'll be able to read my complete autobiography, Food Robot: It Belongs in a Museum. For now, you'll have to settle for this very rough timeline.

For all you reductionists,

Here's my horribly outdated Geek Code (dude, it mentions Babylon 5 and OS/2):

Version: 3.12
GAT d++(--) s+:- a- C++++ ULS++>++++$ P++>++++$ L++ E+>+++ W+++$ N+(++) o+ K w(+)$ O M- V- PS+ PE Y+ PGP+ t++++ 5+(-) X+ R tv+ b+>+++ DI+++>++++ D++ G+ e++ h r++ y?

According to the Kiersey Temperament Sorter (based on the Myers-Briggs Personality Test), I'm an INTJ.

Countries I've visited:

visited 7 countries (3.11%)
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U.S. states I've visited:

Most of these visits occurred during Travels With Our Cats!

visited 31 states (62%)
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